Dearest wife,
We've always agreed to consult with each other before making major purchases. So, I'd like to discuss buying a Toro zero turn mower with you. I was going to surprise you with a new Toro Z as a gift, but I thought you might like to have a say in which model you would like.
Now, I know what you'll say: "We don't need a high-quality mower. The mower we have is just fine." After all, you're a selfless person. I love that about you, but you deserve it. So, to convince you, I've laid out a few reasons why I think you deserve a Toro Z.
Mowing will be accomplished in a fraction of the time it usually takes, so we'll have more time to spend with each other. What is better than that?
Our neighbors see us as marks of neighborhood excellence, and I won't have them thinking less of you because our lawn isn't at its best.
When we married, I pledged to provide for you. And though it wasn't explicitly mentioned, I understood this pledge to also include top-notch lawn care.
Also, with a Toro Z, we won't have to hire a professional lawn service. And with the money saved, we could buy fun things like purses, dresses, and new shoes for you.
So, let's talk about this. You've lived with an inferior mower for too long. And I love you too much to let you live with an inferior lawn.
Your loving husband.